Archive for January, 2008
You may want to don mask, gown and gloves…
Here at nirvana headquarters we are into day two of complete sickness. Our sick count has increased from 3/5 to a full 100%. The boys in our bed
Let me show you how I feel…
My head feels like this (minus the natural beauty):My nose feels like this (minus the baby cuteness):I feel like I am under this (minus a snorkel): I feel like I
The information General Mills is withholding from the mommy public…
Over the last few years I have developed a more strained relationship with General Mills.
The American mommy public has been at its mercy its biggest demographic for 62 years. At
Monday morning potluck…
It is potluck Monday and I am just too busy to cook, but MeL just emailed me that I should serve "a good egg and sausage casserole (that) sounds
Oh the drama…
I am being interrupted by drama.
The drama that can only be wrought by a distraught 2 year old frustrated by lack of parental understanding. He has two torn stickers and
Throwing my fellow Texans under the sliding bus…
Children all over the metroplex are waking up horrified that the meteorologist promised ice storm did not materialize. Last night these children had willingly gone to bed with visions of
My drug of choice is motherhood…
Today I feel like that 80s PSA: This is a brain. This is a brain on drugs. I am riding the highs and lows of my chosen drug, motherhood. This
It is all about me (with links to friends)…
Today it is all about me. Remember you are under no contractual obligation to continue reading!If you agree with me (and please do) that the obvious caption for this photo
A letter pleading for mercy…
Dear blog-Stedman,You have known me for 18 1/2 years now and that has given you a long and persuasive argument that I ride the short bus in the technology department.















