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I was recently summoned to the television by my husband to view the latest as seen on TV treasure…The Booty Pop.
What do ALL women look at when buying jeans?
That’s right! Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms!
Imagine being to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate lifted booty instantly!
It’s here.
Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret…The Booty Pop.
Just like the padded bra enhances, The Booty Pop panties are REVOLUTIONIZING woman’s undergarments giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
I have to admit that I was unaware that I needed a lifted booty.
In fact, I have to admit to not really paying much attention to what was happening back there.
Obviously, Booty Pop was something I couldn’t live without for another minute.
I ordered online.
The $19.99 price seemed a bit high for underwear, but I had already committed to revolutionizing my backside.
I was offered additional pairs for FREE…well, for the close to $7 shipping/handling charge. No thanks, I think I might be able to fit a wash day between ultimate lifted booty days.
I was offered tons of expedited shipping options (for an additional $5 – $20) because Booty Pops are so popular that they are filling millions of orders and might not get to mine for 12 weeks. No thanks, I have lived 40 years with an unlifted bottom, a few more weeks won’t hurt.
Just when I was about to push the BUY button, the geniuses at Booty Pop mentioned that I was about to order the INFERIOR Booty Pop which very possibly will cause VPL – Visible Panty Lines.
VPL?
How will anyone be able to enjoy the view of my sexy new bottom if they are distracted by visible panty lines?
THANKFULLY, I could upgrade my Booty Pop to the deluxe version which promised to be sans lines for ONLY $5.
Whew.
My Booty Pop total for ONE pair was $32.
$32 to revolutionize my world.
I received my Booty Pop within 2 weeks of my order. I guess Booty Pop took mercy on my flat butt despite my resistance to upgrade my shipping.
I tried it on ASAP under the cotton shorts I was wearing and nearly died of laughter. When you put them on under a thin fabric, you can see the oval POP! on each buttock which is NOT very attractive…no VPL, but BPL – Booty Pop Lines.
Under jeans the BPL are hidden.
Before:
After:
Yes. I just posted pictures of my butt on the internet. This is a new blogging low.
One thing I didn’t like was that even though I ordered the size I would wear, they are too large which causes the VPL-free panty to shift causing my revolutionizing new curves to migrate into unflattering positions including the double bump.
A bump for the booty pop.
A bump for my actual booty.
And because I can’t help myself, here is the finale:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
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is it totally weird if I tell you that I think your butt looked better without the pop…
I think so too…the whole thing is so ridiculous.
Haha, love it. I can’t believe you really bought it. nice toosh. lol
Larger??
Anything that might possibly make my booty look LARGER, regardless of distribution of mass, will not be allowed anywhere NEAR my tuckus.
But I appreciate you taking one for the team and all with the product testing.
Invaluable.
Just jealous of your general skinniness. I need no help enhancing the booty department. What do you think of the shape-ups? I’m thinking I’m going to have to spend the money…
The shape ups do make my legs/buttock muscles sore, but I am not sure they are doing anything. I can’t wear them all day. How is that for a mixed review?
OH MY GOD I can’t believe you bought the Booty Pop. Girl, you don’t need to pop your booty! You’re so fine!!! ha ha
So now I have 2 questions:
1) what does Blog-Stedman think of the Booty Pop?
2) Have you been turning heads at Central Market while shopping with the Booty Pop?
1. He is laughing. He is usually the one that finds this crazy crap.
2. I don’t really think ANYONE beyond those pictures posted above will be subjected to my booty popped.
Have you accidentially knocked anything over while wearing that Booty Pop? You might need to warn the children that mama’s bottom is a bit bigger on your “ultimate booty days” and they need to give you a few inches of extra space
At least now if you ever meet J-Lo or one of the Kardashian sisters, you will have something to talk about….
You crack me up.
I’m just glad that they didn’t come with VS (visible suspenders) to guarantee a lift. That might have been difficult to cover.
Oh, and even worse than you posting the picture? I commented on a post on booty pop. Just one of the hundreds of reasons that I never had a hope of being considered a serious blogger.
I am screenshotting this comment for later blackmail.
I have no words. NONE.
Just
bwwwwhhhhahhaaaaaaaaaa!
That is all.
This is completely hilarious ! I’m still cracking up over the pajama jeans (which I swear someone was wearing at a bbq I was at recently).
You should have asked…ha!
And here is the part where I rate my friend’s butt!
Seriously though, your butt looks WAY better without the Pop. With it, you look like you have a big butt…WHO WANTS THAT??????
I say put the $32 cleaned undies in your Mom’s Christmas stocking. Being married to your Dad, I’m sure she will appreciate such a gift from Santa.
**Am I cheap for saying give your Mom used undies for Christmas?**
Really?? Really???
I can’t believe you actually did it..
actually I can but really???
So how does the booty pop look under sexy lengerie??
the booty pop is embedded in granny panties so I think lingerie is out of the question.
you didn’t need the pop. but you look great with it on. you could set a cup of tea on that thing. also, you are funny.
I have one word, badonkadonk.
that just makes me want to break out into song…
Entering Bootytown
So shake that booty now
‘Cause your booty is the way into his hea-ea-eart
Girl don’t you realize
One detour at your thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
Picture this: Business woman in professional clothing, sitting in very corporate-y office, scarfing down a (not-so-professional) Chick-fil-a lunch at her faux wood desk since she has a key meeting with a very important client in 20 minutes. Now picture her laughing hysterically at Holly’s blog post about something called Booty Pop. I’m sure glad no one came in to ask what was so funny. Woman, you crack me up. The VPL is what forced my quiet giggling to full out hysterical laughing.
Yay! Mission accomplished…
You can have some of my booty, because I have plenty to SPARE! I believe my behind is genetically related somehow to J-LO
I’ve been considering the sketchers shape ups, what do you honestly think of them? I already wear my regular sketches daily and love them, so I figured why not get a work out too.
And I must say, I prefer your “booty” in the BEFORE pic without the booty pop.
OMG YOU ARE A WALKING INFOMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so after I get over the fact that your body is amazing and I hate you….I realize….you already have a bad ass butt, but please bring those to blogher so we can do something funny with them.
YOU. DID. NOT.
I know how Blog Stedman feels about certain enhancements – but junk in yo’ trunk? Did he buy in?
I would like for your next post to be about what you WON’T do on your blog.
Good humor!
That list seems to be getting shorter and shorter…hahaha.
I don’t think Booty Pop would give me what I need. Now, if there was a “Booty Shrink” or a “Booty Insta-Firm”, I might have to try it. Your post cracked me up! (pardon the pun)
Since you blogged about it, your booty pop is now a business expense and tax write off? Sweet.
I see my blog going in a whole new direction.
I figure if I have the receipt and the URL, what auditor is going to disallow the Booty Pop?
How exactly do the Skechers shape ups help one lose weight anyway? For me, I start my day with all-natural organic smoothies and nothing more and this keeps the flab in check.
I have never laughed so hard in all my life. Girlfriend….you are a HOOT!!! Thanks for making my day! Let me catch my breath before I go read it all again!!!
This might even be low for YOU! I like your booty before the pop better. You can quote me on that if you want!
You are so CRAZY!! I wondered what weirdos bought that product. Now I know:-) I have my own built in booty pop. I would like a booby pop though.
This post cracked me up. The BPL and the pajama jeans and the sketchers… HA! I was laughing so hard my eyes were getting teary by the time I finished reading! I had to take a cleansing breath before typing this comment! You… are hilarious.
Okay, it’s time for yours to become one of those families that don’t own a TV, because clearly it has a power of you and your husband that will be eventually used for mind control by Dr. Doofenschmirtz to take over the entire tri-state area.
Whoa! Nice ass! You’re welcome.
I might have to get these pantalones, for sure. I can wear them while I’m juicing, turbo jamming, and ironing my hair…..’cause I bought all that stuff, too. (I’m south of San Antonio, btw – you asked me that recently and I rudely never answered – not for any reason, mind you. I’m just lazy and I would have had to hit reply and all and I was obviously exhausted from something like typing.)
i have got to get booty pop. i hope it doesn’t chafe.
I’m sure that thing would never support the weight of my arse! Thanks for being the guinea pig for all of us unsuspecting, panty-line showing women!
I love the newest infomercial purchase. I’ve never heard of booty pop. It could very well be that my life is incomplete without them…or not. I can’t wait for the next installment in your informercial series.
Oh my goodness. You are my hero for posting this. HERO!!!!
Totally hilarious. I might add that I seriously considered purchasing the “BumpIt” for you hair. Oh yeah, you know you want big hair! We Texans love our big hair! New Jersey you feel us too!
you are one funny bee-ahcth!!
As Wrex n Effex once said:
Let me see you do the booty hop
and now make the booty STOP
Now drop and do the booty wop!!
You are hysterical. Seriously, I first read about your pajama jeans….and now this…..just so funny. I SO wanted to buy the pajama jeans. They really do look comfy. I could actually use the booty pop, but I will resist.
You are too funny! I loved all your feedback about both products. I always like to pick out the DUMBEST APPLIANCE of the Holiday Season. I don’t think anybody (in their right mind) would ever purchase the years’ highly marketed useless appliance for their own use. I have to hope it is marketed towards those that have no idea what to buy their ____________ (fill in the blank) for Christmas. The pizza baker that cooks while rotating. The Salad Spinner. The brownie pan that has dividers so you don’t have to go to ALL that trouble of slicing them yourself! The Magic Bullet–party guests are NOT included. Now they have a “Cupcake Baker”!? I never knew you had to have a special appliance to bake cupcakes. Where do people store all these appliances? You would probably have to add a room onto the house. I was terrified someone would give me a snuggle for Christmas because I am so cold all the time. Once I started seeing them in camouflage design I had a change of heart. I could sit around all day in my camo snugglie and no one would bother me because they wouldn’t be able to see me! Anyway, have you thought about trying out the bra strap clip that lifts your girls off the floor and practically throws them in your face? I keep telling myself to just walk away but I still wonder. I like it when all the “As seen on TV” goodies show up at Walgreen’s and then you can skip the shipping and handling! Keep it up and keep us laughing!
Torrey,
I am dying over here because one of our most used appliances in the whole house is one of those pizza bakers that spins! I am horrified that I won’t be able to replace it when it dies!!! As for all those other ones. YES OMG! hahaha
Oh, now I just adore you. I hope I look as good as you do in all my As Seen on TV Products!
I love the booty pop. I am 23 years old so gravity hasnt taken place yet but I just wanted that general appearance of having a butt. I agree with the fact that you cannot wear the booty pop with much other than jeans. But when I do wear jeans, the pop is wayyyy worth it!!!
your booty looks the same lol well actually smaller in the after picture I think you put them in the wrong order. anyways the booty pop sucks I have used it and find that you cannot wear it with anything you want to. I used a product called booty wow and it gave me better results than yours without the padding and I wore it with anything I want like nice sexy dresses. and my husband likes how the booty wow looks, he gets turned off when I used to wear the stuffed panties lol