i guess i wasn’t poisoned

August 5, 2010

in Mom blogs

A few days ago my gums started hurting.

Really hurting…like stop eating hurting.

image from Graphics Hunt

It came on pretty suddenly in the evening and by the time I went to bed I was in quite a bit of pain.

To keep my mind off the pain I watched Law & Order reruns.

The last episode that I watched was about a woman who fell sick quickly and within hours had disfiguring bumps all over her body which caused her death within a day.

Dioxin poisoning.

It turned out to be the ex-girlfriend of her dentist husband who got the idea because the dentist had murdered her sister 10 years earlier in this way.

By morning I was pretty sure I had been poisoned.

Except no one has any motive to kill me.

Oh, and dioxin isn’t the easiest thing to get your hands on.

Oh, and I wasn’t coverd with dioxin hives.

Oh, and I actually woke up.

I had blog-Stedman take a look at my mouth and he Googled a few things and diagnosed me with gingivitis.

Really?

Calling my pain gingivitis doesn’t have the dramatic flair that dioxin poisoning carries.

And I brush regularly.

The pain increased and I called my dentist.

He saw me yesterday and put some fancy dentist stuff on my gums.

I have some gum inflammation which pretty much means I have gingivitis and the lamest Law & Order episode in the making…

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stacey@Havoc&Mayhem August 5, 2010 at 11:10 am

maybe your dentist and blog Stedman are in it together & using something other than dioxin on you.

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Tracy @ Hall of Fame Moms August 5, 2010 at 5:00 pm

I wonder if thats what I have. I brush regularly too but sometimes when I eat bagels or chewy stuff my “teeth”? hurt when I bite down but then the pain is gone. But it REALLY hurts to bite down sometimes. But, again, stop eating, stop pain. For the most part. Sometimes it aches w/out eating.

My dental appointment is in September.

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Stan Butler August 5, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Maybe I should watch Law and Order tonight…

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MommyTime August 6, 2010 at 9:51 am

I had that once, and the hygienist at the dentist’s office tried to shame me into flossing more often. I don’t respond well to shame. However, apparently my gums do. I have learned that if I floss at least a few times per month (the nights I can stay awake long enough to remember), and then every darn day if my gums start to hurt until they don’t any more, I can keep both the gingivitis and the irritatingly condescending tone from the hygienist at bay.

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Nathan August 6, 2010 at 9:51 am

So you just had me spending the last 15 minutes surfing the web for the dangers of gingivitis…

Yeah, sorry I got nothing.

No law and order episode that I see :(

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Jb August 7, 2010 at 10:20 am

Isn’t dioxin one of the chemicals released into the air from bleach? Take heart! You may still have a mystery on your hands! Maybe dioxin causes gingivitis! (Just remember, when you accept the award for that discovery, where you heard it first ;) ).

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Dyeve August 7, 2010 at 10:52 am

I love your site, Law&Order, that cute pict ~ and you don’t have gingivits. trust me. :P

Have a splendid week-end! ♥

Dy,

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