Just a typical 25 minutes

February 6, 2010

in holly's animated life,mom says

9:00 am: Holly is on the computer in the kitchen.

Blog-Stedman looks over her shoulder.

The younger boys are playing at the kitchen table with Legos next to the oldest who is working on schoolwork.

Ahhhh…nirvana.

9:01 am: Blog-Stedman leaves the room.

9:02 am: The three boys have requests for mommy.

#1 wants help with his work.

#2 would like another glass of milk.

#3 begs to go to the potty (despite not being potty trained in ANY sense of the word).

9:04 am:

Mommy fulfills all three requests.

Mommy answers school question about math.

Mommy obtains a full glass of milk from the fridge.

Mommy sets baby on toilet.

Good job Mommy!

9:05 am: Uh-oh!

#1 needs help. Math emergency.

#2 spills milk. Milk emergency.

#3 pees on mommy. Plain old emergency.

9:06 am: #2 walks to bathroom to make sure mommy hears his screams about the milk.


Legend:
lime green: milk footprints
orange: milk + pee footprints

9:07 am: Mommy strips boys #2 and #3 and starts a load of urine and milk soaked clothes.

Mommy washes her legs and feet.

Boy #1 continues to scream for help.

9:09 am: Mommy uses 3 washcloths, a spray cleaner and 15 minutes to mop up the pee pool, the milk pool and the tributaries that connect the two.

New clothes are placed on boys #2 and #3.

9:24 am: Mommy sits back at computer.

#1 has figured out his math problem on his own.

#2 and #3 sit with new clothes at table playing with Legos.

Ahhh…nirvana.

9:25 am: Blog-Stedman walks into room and inquires whether Holly is going to spend the whole day blogging.

This Holly’s Animated Life episode originally aired on April 9, 2008 and was the second adventure Holly animated.  It has been digitally re-mastered and edited to NOT include Holly’s kitchen counter, photo of her finger and real life breakfast food stains.

{ 76 comments… read them below or add one }

CrAzY Working Mom February 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Hah! Brilliant!!! My morning: kids wake me up @ 6:30, make breakfast and coffee, get dressed, do three loads of laundry and make a grocery list. Hubby wakes up and I am checking Facebook. He asks if I’ve been on FB all morning! Of course I have…because the kids will let me sit around on the computer all day, YEAH RIGHT!

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Morgan February 6, 2010 at 2:14 pm

bahahahaha! so great!

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Deanna February 6, 2010 at 4:23 pm

OMG! I have printed this out to show to my husband when he wakes up from his nap!!!!

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Mozi Esmes Mommy February 6, 2010 at 5:40 pm

That is SO the story of my life! And then for some darn reason I feel guilty for every second of blogging.

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Tricia February 6, 2010 at 8:33 pm

So true! Even my husband laughed at this.

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Lisa@verybusymomwith4 February 7, 2010 at 6:24 am

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry–it seems to be the daily story of my life :0

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seashore February 7, 2010 at 8:14 am

Just goes to show that moms make parenting look easy!

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Cammie February 7, 2010 at 10:56 am

I LOVE this one! I read it to my kids we laughed!

A milk puddle and a pee puddle at the same time! ;)

Sometimes I wonder if they wait until Daddy leaves! Then another part of me wonders if hubbies pay the kids to do this! I mean really… could it really all happen like this – just when they leave. hehehehe

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Blabbermouse February 7, 2010 at 11:57 am

HA! LOVE. THIS.
Subscribing to your feed pronto!

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PAPA February 7, 2010 at 1:06 pm

I LOVE the picture of the clothes being thrown into the dryer! Very funny!

Oh, and Blog Stedman’s line at the end is classic!

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Holly Jahangiri February 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm

So glad you cleared that up at the end. I think this is about where I came in (one of may times I dropped in and out over the years), and I was having the weirdest sense of deja vu. I’d have attributed it to motherhood, but I only have two, and they’re eight years apart. I should draw my own “animation” one of these days. ::wicked grin:: Wonder what they’d pay me, now, NOT to?

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angie February 7, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Oh my Lord, that is too funny. My husband MUST see this.

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Dumblond February 7, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Oh jeezy creezy that is hilarious.

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Roly February 8, 2010 at 2:36 am

hahaha Funny post. Well written

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Evan February 8, 2010 at 8:56 am

Goes to show that no matter how wrong things, parents are always to the rescue!

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WeaselMomma February 8, 2010 at 9:22 am

I’m impressed by Blog Stedman’s 6th sense to know when to leave the area. He could start his own psychic hotline.

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Christopher (AKA: CaJoh) February 8, 2010 at 9:37 am

I love your disclaimer– especially the “photo of my finger” part.

Reminds me of those disclaimers at the beginning of movies where they say it has been edited for content and to fit your screen (perhaps your finger was too big for the shot).

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Katty January 18, 2012 at 4:04 am

This is way better than a brick & mortar esatbislhemnt.

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Rachael February 8, 2010 at 10:09 am

This made me laugh the second time around too, probably because the exact sort of scenario has happened to me!

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rachel February 11, 2010 at 5:37 pm

I’m rolling over the color combinations.
Seriously, brills.

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LoveFeast Table February 19, 2010 at 2:46 pm

So funny!! I think I’ve been there a time or two….I’d have to add some muddy dog footprints or something too! :)

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Lindsay @ Just My Blog June 9, 2010 at 8:38 am

This was AWESOME! And isn’t that the way it always works out? They never see our good deeds, just what they want to see.

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Teresa Dawn June 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Love it haha!

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Jerseygirl June 9, 2010 at 6:03 pm

I love it. And it’s so, so true.

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Hanan December 26, 2010 at 11:39 am

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dh does this too!!

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